Wednesday, December 10, 2008

As if ONCE isn't enough..

So, I am sleeping peacefully in my bed, when lo and behold, I hear, "Mommy? Mommy? I need some help." Well, Sam had too much koolaid and not enough bathroom time. Apparently. Unfortunately for me, I had piled every extra blanket on his bed, and had to dig to strip it. Seriously, work like that at 1:30 am is enough to make anyone cuss. I refrained, but then I must have been really in control when at 6:05 am, I hear, "Mommy, I think I wet your bed." Isn't there a rule about only one accident a night? Is it really possible that he is so tired (that was his excuse) that he can't wake himself up? I mean I have nightmares about finding toilets. Always have. For example, I am searching for a bathroom, and I find one! Yay! I walk in and it appears to be a locker room or maybe even a dressing room of some sort, and there are like 50 toilets randomly placed around the room. No privacy (who would want that?) and I never can find a clean or functioning pot. Or they are so large, I don't dare sit on it, because I could fit my whole family in that thing. Well, I don't dream about leaving important and very neccessary articles of clothing anywhere but on me, I dream about gross, unwelcoming toilets. I wonder if Samuel does. He no longer likes "SAM" by the way. That isn't what they call him at school, you know. Well, off to bed I go, and if I my sleep gets disturbed, you will know about it.

7 comments:

Amber said...

How funny, I have the exact same nightmares all the time. There are always tonz of toilets and no privacy... not to mention people watching me. Who can go to the bathroom in these kind of circumstances? It's probably the reason you and I no longer pee the bed. Stage-fright!!

J said...

Oh...MW wet the bed...albeit, her OWN bed, twice in one night. Almost sent me over the edge. Then there was the night I heard her screaming and ran into her room in time to find her with her pajama pants around her ankles, sitting on my grandmother's upholstered chair...you know...going!!! Ugh! Better luck tonight!

J said...
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J said...

Well...now you're really racking up some comments! :) Sorry, I accidentally posted the same comment twice. Oops.

Joscelyn said...

Sad to say when I was little I throw up in the bed often.. And One time I didn't realize it and fell back to sleep.. I totally sleept in it.. So I would Take a wet spot then throw up!!

Benjamin and Jennie said...

One of the many joys of motherhood... Well I haven't yet experienced that being a mother but I have being an Aunt!!! I had a good laugh:)

Benjamin and Jennie said...

One of the many joys of motherhood... Well I haven't yet experienced that being a mother but I have being an Aunt!!! I had a good laugh:)