Sunday, Dreadful Sunday

Today at church was one of those days when I decided that I left a few important things at home like a burp cloth, extra baby clothes and a tranquilizer. I said it at least five times to different people, but seriously, what have I done wrong that my child is as wild as he is. All I could think was "What am I supposed to do about that?" I mean you can only threaten, spank, or threaten to spank so many times before you're insane.