Collin vs. Turtle

Collin tried to save a large turtle like this on his way to church yesterday morning. Afraid that said turtle would attack him, he used golf clubs to guide him to the side of the road, where the turtle was hit by a woman talking on her cell phone. She must have been distracted by the man standing in the middle of the road, and never saw the giant, asphalt scraping, dinosaur like turtle that ended up under her wheel.